lovelylor

STORY TIME:

lovelylor:

 I just got off work early and driving home on a side street I got stuck behind a slow car. I tolerated it for a bit but then gave up, put my turning signal on and changed lanes. As I was changing lanes, a car zooms up going way way WAYYY over the speed limit from the lane I was in crossing to the same lane I was going into. I continue driving as the speeding car horns me. I cross back over in front of slow car, back into my original lane.

The car that was behind me, drives up beside me, matching my speed. I catch the guy in the corner of vision yelling and flailing his arms around. He follows beside me for a bit throwing this tantrum then zooms ahead.

I notice we are approaching a red light and that my haunt box is beside me….open with my mask laying on top.

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I stop at the red light, quickly throw my mask on,turn my head and stare at him. He’s drinking a fast food soda and looking ahead. I continue to stare until he glances over, jumps, tosses soda in the air and mouths the words “WHAT THE FUCK?”
I slowly cock my head to the side then look straight ahead. Light turns green I drive a little ways before removing my mask.

My favorite thing about driving home after haunt, dicking with asshole drivers.

renxaoba
sajinokami:

hyrules-warrior:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

everybody listen to the sound it makes. I am laughing so hard I’m crying

it looks like it could be related to dragons. I like that.

sajinokami:

hyrules-warrior:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

everybody listen to the sound it makes. I am laughing so hard I’m crying

it looks like it could be related to dragons. I like that.